Sunday, April 12, 2020

Happy Easter


HappyEaster everyone.  I shred this story a few years ago on Easter but I share it with you again today because, well...it's agreat story. 

It is called “What was in Jeremy’s Egg.” It is by Ida Mae Kempel

Jeremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind.
   At age 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn.
      His teacher, Doris Miller, often became exasperated with him.
         He would squirm in his seat, drool and make grunting noises.
At other times, he spoke clearly and distinctly,
  as if a light had penetrated the darkness of his brain.
Most of the time, however, Jeremy simply irritated his teacher
   and disturbed the other children.
One day his teacher called in his parents to come
    to St. Theresa’s School for a conference.
She told them, “Jeremy really needs to be in a special school.
   It isn’t fair to him to be in a class with younger children
      who don’t have learning problems.
        Why there is a five year age gap between him and the other children.”

Jeremy’s mother began to cry softly, while her husband spoke,
  “Mrs. Miller,” he said, “There is no school of that kind nearby.
     It would be a terrible shock to Jeremy if we had to take him out of this school. We know he really likes it here.”

Doris sat for a long time after they left, staring out the window as the snow began to fall.
She wanted to sympathize with Jeremy’s parents…after all he was their only son and he had a terminal illness. But still it wasn’t fair to the rest of the class. She had 18 other youngsters to teach and Jeremy was a distraction.
      
As she pondered the situation guilt washed over her,
“O God,” she said aloud, “Here I am complaining
    when my problems are nothing compared to that poor family.
      Please help me to be more patient with Jeremy.
From that day on, she tried hard to ignore Jeremy’s noises and blank stares.
  Then one day Jeremey approached her desk, dragging his bad leg behind him.
     “I love you Miss Miller,” he exclaimed.
        The other students snickered, and Doris’ face turned red.
She stammered, “Why…Jeremy, that’s very nice; now please take you seat.”

Spring came and the children talked excitedly about Easter.
  Miss Miller told them the story of Jesus,
    and then to emphasize the idea of new life springing forth,
       she gave each of them a plastic egg.
“Now,” she said, “I want you to take this egg home with you tonight
    and bring it back tomorrow with something inside that shows new life.
       Do you understand?”

“Yes Miss Miller,” the children shouted enthusiastically… all except Jeremy who simply stared intently at his teacher. Did he understand, she wondered, making a mental note to call his parents and explain the project to them.

That evening, Doris’ sink stopped up. A couple of other diversions and sure enough, she forgot to call Jeremy’s parents.

The next morning the 19 children came into school laughing and talking as they placed their eggs in the large wicker basket on Miss Miller’s desk.

The time came to open the eggs.
  In the first egg, Doris found a flower.
     “Oh yes,” she said, “A flower is certainly a sign of new life.
          When a plant peeks through the earth we know that Spring is near.”
A small girl in the first row waved her hand, “That’s my egg, Miss Miller.”
   
The next egg contained a plastic butterfly, which looked very real. Doris held it up. “We all know that a caterpillar changes and becomes a beautiful butterfly. Yes that is new life too.” Little Judy smiled, “That one is mine Miss Miller.”

Next, Doris found a rock with moss on it. She explained that moss too showed life. Billy spoke up from the back of the classroom. “My daddy helped me,” he beamed.

Then Doris opened the fourth egg. She gasped. The egg was empty. Surely it was Jeremy’s egg, she thought, and of course, he did not understand the assignment. If only she had not forgotten to phone his parents.
   Not wanting to embarrass him, she placed the egg aside and reached for the next one. Suddenly, Jeremy spoke up, “Miss Miller, aren’t you going to talk about my egg?” Flustered, Doris replied, “But Jeremy, your egg is empty.” He looked into her eyes and said softly, “Yes, but Jesus’ tomb was empty too.”

Time stopped. When she could speak again, Doris asked him,  “Jeremy, do you know why the tomb was empty?” “Oh yes,” Jeremy replied, “Jesus was killed and put in there. Then his father raised Him up”

The recess bell rang. While the children excitedly ran out to the playground, Doris sat and cried. The cold inside her melted completely away.

Three months later Jeremy died. Those who paid their respects at the mortuary were surprised to see 19 eggs on top of the casket, all of them empty.

I don’t think I have to add anything to that story.
   The empty tomb is the core event of our faith.
       It is what we celebrate this day!

Happy Easter everyone!



Thursday, April 9, 2020

Holy Triduum


Holy Week now moves to full speed. 

Holy Thursday: We begin tonight with the Mass of the Lord's Supper. On Holy Thursday we received two Sacraments and a model to follow in our life.

The two Sacraments are the institution of the Eucharist and Holy Orders. The Church describes the Eucharist as the source and summit of who we are as God's holy people. It is the source in that all that we are flows from the Eucharist. It is the summit in that we are at our best when we "do this in memory of me." Jesus gave us priests to lead us in word and sacrament. If I can be so bold as to ask for your prayers. I love being a priest. Pray that I can be a better one tomorrow than I was today. Say that prayer every day and I know God will bless me.

The model is found in the washing of the feet. I've said before that the Eucharist can never really be separated from the washing of the feet. If we are to share in the table we are also called to share in the service. 

Good Friday: Of course on Good Friday we celebrate the Passion of our Lord. We read the passion story; we pray for the needs of the world: we venerate the cross and (normally) we receive the Eucharist consecrated on Holy Thursday. This year find a way to do those things. Read the passion (here is a link to it http://usccb.org/bible/readings/041020.cfm Next, offer prayers for the entire world-Catholics, other Christians, our Jewish brothers and sisters, other religions, those who do not believe in God, those to be received into the church soon, government leaders, and those affected by the Coronavirus. Veneration of the cross is simple enough. Simply take a crucifix down from a wall and place it on your lap and say some prayers while meditating on the cross. Finally, say the prayer of Spiritual Communion. Here it is:

My Jesus, I believe that You are present in the Most Holy Sacrament. I love You above all things, and I desire to receive You into my soul. Since I cannot at this moment receive You sacramentally, come at least spiritually into my heart. I embrace You as if You were already there and unite myself wholly to You. Never permit me to be separated from You. Amen.

Easter Sunday: Happy Easter everyone. We celebrate it a lot different but what we celebrate is the same. We celebrate the empty tomb; not just that it is empty, but it is empty because Christ is Risen! Notice we don't say Christ was Risen. We say Christ is risen. Our savior lives today. Invite him into your hearts right now! Enjoy the day but do so in a safe and responsible way. 

God bless you all!

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Hope You Can Still Laugh-Shelter in Place Quotes


Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. 
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on ‘Wheel of Fortune’. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA:  Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.  Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.  It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog and we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine ... will the producers of ‘My 600 Pound Life’ just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5:  Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda.  I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".  I'm offended.

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Start with the Easiest

I was "zooming" with some friends the other day and one of them mentioned that there was a lot of things that he wanted to get done during this period of social isolation, but he had not done any of them yet. Someone else quickly chimed in with this advice. He said, "Make a list of all the things you want to get done. Then rank them from the easiest to the hardest and do them in that order. Once you get something done--anything--it will be easier to acccomplish the next things on the list."

What a great piece of advice. So often in life we have so many things that we want to accomplish that it can become overwhelming. This time of social isolation is no different. We've all heard the old adage: How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.

So if you want to get some things done during this time and haven't accomplished much, just take a bite!

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

What Blessings Have Come as We Self Isolate

I had three Zoom meeting today and in a coupe of them we got to talking about the blessings that have come through this time of self isolation. Here are few that I remember: In major cities, air polution is down considerably as there are less vehicles on the road; college kids are home with their families (that blessing came from the parents--not sure the college kids call it a blessing); peole spending more tie outdoors--walking and talking, hiking; Getting more time to cook and prepare meals; families sitting down to eat together more often; more time for spiritual reading; I noticed we have had 250 people "attending" our daily Mass--that's about 10 times morethan our average.

Those are just a few... would love to hear some comments from you about what blessings you have found. Please share tehm in the comment section.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

What Are You Reading? What Are You Watching?

I really don't know how long this shelter in place order will last. With that in mind, this morning I made three lists. The first list was a list of books that I want to read. The second was the shows I want to watch. Finally, I made a list of chores that I want to complete.

At the top of the first list is Being George Washington by Glenn Beck. And while I am not a big Glenn Beck fan I am a big George Washington fan, hence I am reading the book. I haven't gotten very far but I'm already impressed with Washington's ability to have a balanced response to each situation he encounterd in the Revolutionary War. The second book on the list is Fr. James Martin's Jesus: A Pilgrimage. It is based on Matin's tour of the Holy Land. It matches the historical site with the actual event from Jesus' life tha makes it historic. Maybe some day I'll lead a pilgrimage tot he Holy Land. This book will help.

What am I watching? I'm binge watching two things: Dowton Abbey (new to me) and The West Wing (which I've binge watched before). I also try to get a daily dose of The Price is Right. I remember watching that as a kid. I loved it then. I love it now. Drew Carey is okay, but I miss Bob Barker.

On my list of chores is to clean out my garage, the closets in my house and the computer files on my computer. But I doubt you care too much about that.

So what about you? What are you watching and what are you reading as you shelter in place?

Friday, March 27, 2020

Wisdom v Hysteria

This morning as I was praying I thought of the difference between wisdom and hysteria. Wisdom says we might be in this for a while and so I better buy an extra package of toilet paper. Hysteria says buy 10 packages. Wisdom says I better watch the news for a bit to see what is new. Hysrteria says I better not turn off the tv because I might miss something. Wisdom says I better check in with my parents and grandparents. Hysteria says I should call them every hour. There is, I think, a balance not only to be found, but to be sought after in this time. I'm praying today that each of us can find that balance.

"Be careful then how you are to walk, not as the unwise, but as wise..." Ephesians 5:15

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Thoughts While Sitting at Home

Thoughts while sitting at Home:

Every so often people call me and ask...So what have you been doing while "sheltering in place"? I tell tehm this. I have always wanted to take a "stay"cation...you know, you stay home and get a lot of things done in the house that you couldn't typically do (clean windows, clean out closets, catch up on reading, etc.) That's exactly what I have been doing. I'd like to share some of the specifics with you.

This week I have cleaned out two rooms of my house, washed all of my windows and screens, and read a book by Dr. Henry Cloud called "Boundaries."  My carpets have quite a bit less dog hair on them (since I can vacuum them more often) and all my laundry is caught up. I also spent some time relaxing. Finally,  I enjoyed watching the Netflix series on Madame CJ Walker. I've exercised daily, but have unfortuntely eaten more than I typicaly do! All in all, it hasn't been too bad.

Some of you are aware that I was supposed to be in Austeralia this week to visit my nephew. This is not Australia but I've actually enjoyed my time at home.

What about you? Use the comment section to share how you have spent your first week of lockdown!

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Chapter 47 The Conspiracy Spirit

       “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never harm me.” I would imagine it was my mother who taught me that. And I can remember saying it as a young boy. Whenever a friend would get mad at me and say something mean about me, I would say, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never harm me.” As we get older we discover that those words really aren’t true. Words do harm us…and we harm others with our words.
      I think that is one of the points McLaren makes in this chapter. He writes on page 237, “Speaking of our words, one of the most important ways the Spirit moves us to care for people in all these circles is by training us to control our tongues.” I imagine I have hurt more people with my tongue than in any other way. I hope that I have helped quite a few people with my tongue as well.
      I liked the various circles of people that McLaren says the Spirit conspires to touch with our lives: family, co-workers, neighbors, the vulnerable, and our critics, opponents and enemies. It is certainly that last group that I struggle with the most. Perhaps we all do.
     It is a struggle to show kindness to people we don’t “get” and people who don’t “get” us. It is hard to have kind words to say about those who don’t have kind words to say about us. I was reading a book recently and in this book, they called these people EGR-Extra Grace Required. May God send me and extra dose of the Spirit to assist me in dealing with the EGR’s in my life. And may I be a little less trouble to those that find me to be an EGR to them.

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Chapter 46 Spirit of Service

The Spirit leads us downward. I guess this is what scripture scholars and theologians call the great reversal. The poor will become powerful. The rich are sent away empty. The blind see and those with sight are made blind. The deaf hear and the hearing cannot understand, cannot "hear" the words of Jesus. The Spirit moves us downward not only to pray, but just as importantly to serve.
     One of the things that I think has helped our parish move in the direction that God is calling is our emphasis on service. Exit Zero, St. Elizabeth/Catholic Charities, Community Kitchen, Habitat for Humanity, St. Joseph the Worker, Haiti, the Franciscan Kitchen, Marie's Ministry...all places where our parishioners have been pushed downward into service.
     My prayer for each of us is that God will continue to lead us downward where we can find in our midst the ones that Jesus would serve.